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You’ll be the first to know.
A single-purpose app that monitors AP, NYTimes, and WSJ around the clock. When major outlets confirm the news, your phone breaks through Do Not Disturb to tell you. That’s it. That’s the whole app.
Download on theApp Store
Free for 30 days. Then $1/month.
How It Works
1
Download & Enable Alerts
Grant Critical Alert permission so the notification breaks through silent mode and Do Not Disturb.
2
We Monitor 24/7
Our backend checks AP, NYTimes, and WSJ every 2 minutes. AI scores each article for relevance and certainty.
3
You'll Know Immediately
When 2+ major sources confirm the news with 90%+ certainty, your phone alerts you — even at 3am.
Questions
What exactly does this app do?
It monitors major news sources around the clock and sends a single Critical Alert to your phone when Donald Trump's death is confirmed by multiple outlets.
Will it really break through Do Not Disturb?
Yes, using Apple's Critical Alert system (with your permission). It's the same technology used for emergency weather and health alerts.
How do you prevent false alarms?
AI scoring via Claude plus a consensus requirement — at least 2 out of 3 major news sources must independently confirm before any alert fires.
What happens after… it happens?
You'll receive one notification. That's the app's entire purpose. Cancel your subscription whenever you'd like.
Why $1/month?
Server costs for 24/7 monitoring, AI scoring, and push notification infrastructure.
Can I get a refund?
Managed through Apple. Go to Settings → Apple ID → Subscriptions.